Colin's uber leet application (to go along with jon's new idea)

Just to go along with what jon has been saying in his "brilliant ideas". I thought I'd go ahead and post my awesome application. Just because I've never done one so you guys can get blown away or jizz your pants or something when you read it. And please, read all of it and respond as you would to any other application. Because I am actually coming back to the guild it would make since to.

IGN: Unholey Warior
1. What is your total time played in GW. How old is your account? And which campaigns do you own?

My total time played as of right now is 5700 hours over 28 months. I own all campaigns including the expansion.

2. What characters do you have and which campaigns did they complete?

Ranger-all
Sin-all
Monk-Nightfall
Necro-Nightfall(almost proph)
Derv-none(almost done with factions)
Para-none (lost survivor so I just keep him around as a mule)
Pre ranger-none(obv)
Ele-(new) none

3. What pve skills does you main toons have and what rank?

Ranger-has every pve skill in the game including all kurz(r12) and all luxon(r 8 ) skills, all of them are maxed besides luxon. Also has almost every skill in the game.

Sin-Almost all of them, missing a few vanguard skills that i havent bothered to get. All of the ranks are maxed.

4. How many titles do you currently have and which one makes you the most proud? Also, what titles are you working on?

I currently have 30 max on my ranger, 29 max on my sin, 2 max on my monk and ele, and 1 max on every other char. My (almost) double gwamm makes me the most proud. (deh)

5. Do you use ventrilo and a headset/mic while playing?

Yes

6. How did you hear a bout SCAR? Please include names if possible.

I used to be in LOD while you were in their alliance and after i got kicked (lolz) and you guys left the alliance John was like "yo homez, you is leet, join my guild pl0x." So I did and was instantly promoted.

7. What do you want to get out of SCAR? And what can you bring to SCAR?

A good time. What can I bring to SCAR? Well, I can bring a very experienced player who has done everything there is to do in this game at least twice (shown by my almost two gwamms)and that probably knows and/or remembers too much about this game (as shown by the screenshot contest/trivia games Lisa had in GC that one day.)

8. What other guilds have you been with? Please include length of time with the guild(s)s and reason(s) for leaving.

The Dark Innocence [drag] was my first guild, joined it the day i started playing gw thanks to my uncle who use to but now doesn't play gw (same guild quash came from btw, well before LOD that is). After that guild slowly died thanks to some key players/officers not playing as much and/or quitting, QQ, I moved on to LOD. I was in [drag] for about 10 months. I was in LOD (which I thought was a great guild when i first joined it) for about 7 months. But after realizing their leader was an immature dick that sucks at the game and rage quits his teams on guild runs (seriously, a guild leader that does that? like wtf) I got into a fight with him and was kicked because that's all he could do to beat me. Huzzah! After that I joined SCAR. I've been in various other side guilds or in-between guilds throughout my gw experience (for faction farming or what not) that aren't really worth mentioning just because most of them were for faction farming and that's all I did in them.

9. Tell me a little about yourself including other hobbies or just share a GW's story.

I'm 16 and like to play gw (obv) and lacrosse (going out for my high schools team next year :D) Hmmm, a guild wars story. Well, a long time ago, in a guild far far below the awesomeness level that is SCAR, there was a dick leader...wait, I don't even need to finish this. You know how it goes.

10. What elite mission(HM dungeons,FoW/UW/URgoz/DoA) experience do you have and what roles have you played in these missions?

I've cleared fow and uw multiple times playing anything from a monk/ranger/derv/and sin in them. I've also done every elite mission. Both oldschool ways (trapping in urgoz, or bipping for the old trinity team in doa for example) and new school ways (ursan and cry...bleh *throws up*).

11.How Old are you and where are your from and what time do you usually play? Also, please include the time zone in which you live.

I'm 16 and currently live just outside of Orlando, Florida. I usually get on every day in the evening during the school week (unless I'm really busy or something else is going on) and am on almost nonstop starting from friday at 3-4 to sunday night. Eastern time zone.

12. What are you going to do for SCAR and why you desrve a team spot.

I'm going to be SCAR's uberhaxzorzleikwtfiownthisgamesomuch person and I deserve a team spot because: 1) I do 2) John said I am leet and am clearly officer material (if you dont believe me ask him ) 3) I'm just that good.


On a side note, to all of you (specifically Cyvil <3) please notice my correct spelling of words and grammar and what not that I used throughout this application. Just a little something to take you from that level of beeing blown away by the sheer awesomeness of my application, to the level of jizzing your pants uncontrollably because Colin can, in fact, spell things correctly and use proper grammar. Other than, of course, my answer to question #12. Sorry, I just had to do it there.

Quote :

uberhaxzorzleikwtfiownthisgamesomuch

Quote :

please notice my correct spelling of words

BUSTED ^^

You use a mic?

I can see that the 2-3 of mo, ele, mes, and sin concept holds true to promote grouping.

Good job on the spelling Colin! You slipped up only once in this post.

Cyvil wrote:

You use a mic?

I can see that the 2-3 of mo, ele, mes, and sin concept holds true to promote grouping.

Good job on the spelling Colin! You slipped up only once in this post.

lolz where was that?to cyvil, what did you mean by the 2nd line in that post, the 2-3 thing. i are teh confused. and to prefect, i said that i had to do that one, read the very bottom of the app :D

<3 I know, just messin with ya!! As I don't have English as my native language, I find it rather interesting trying to interpret your writing :cyclops:

well with the way apps are being denied left and right due to char development id say no since you only have a ranger and a sin....... besides the fact you dont contribute to runs and when you do you joke around and fraq* up the run for other people cause your bored. gwamm aint all the matters in gw ^^

Needs more character development imo.

Seriously though, what is that in your photo? Two mounds of whipped cream on your head?

I am sorry colin, I also have to decline you. As skervy said title hunting isnt everything, and more character development.

Migby wrote:

Seriously though, what is that in your photo? Two mounds of whipped cream on your head?

no, they're ribbons from bday presents. and judging by everyones comments so far im going to take this as an "oh plz colin, come back to scar, weve been so lonely the past week or two" aka /approve

good application but due to the "i dont like SC builds"-attitude. /deny cuz u wouldnt fit in SCAR cuz thts all we use

i would approve, but then i saw ur age.....

18+ m8, come back in a year or 2

or Lie and say it was a typo

denied for SCAR

Why everyone wants to be an officer these days? Is it like something special to see yourself above others in the guild roaster? What does being an officer mean anyway?

cause they need to feel like they have power ^^ thats what people who are full of themselves do

And thats why we have officers? So that they can feel powerfull and be above all?

nah not all i think the officers we have now deserve it and maybe acouple more that arent officers right now. but the people that WANT and ASK to be officers shouldnt be and dont deserve to be. it should be something your asked to do for things youve done. not something you bug about and want to have for whatever reason a person would wanna be officer

Agree with the above post.

im pretty sure it was a 16+ rule but even then i joined when i was 15 soooo yeah lol , and the only reason i keep saying "i are teh gud occifer" and things like that is cuz i use to be an officer and never actually got demoted. i went to work on luxon and was never REpromoted. alright so thats like 10 /approves and 0 /declines so far right?

your accepted....thread closed.